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Thursday 19 December 2002

I went out to look at the tree again this afternoon. It smells funny. I'm hoping it's just the orange gaurd anti-bug stuff and we can just wash it off. At least there's no sign of the snails. I can't figure out where they might have gone though. The tree is not touching anything and the pot is in a saucer thingee that has a couple of inches of water in it from the last rain. So either the snails are all drowned trying to escape, they jumped for it, or they're hiding and waiting for their chance at the Coffees of the World gift-pack.

Earlier I described a mushroom as "evil looking." It's joined some sort of axis of evil with the snails. The mushroom is two or three inches tall. The stem of it is yellow and textured like a banana slug. The cap is grayish-brownish like American Cheese that's been sitting in your fridge for too many years with what looks like spots of white mold growing on it. (Can mushrooms mold? Aren't they already fungus?) No one would go out in the forrest and get confused mistaking this thing for an edible mushroom. Unless it were hallucinegenic or something. (Lord I hope I have not just described myself as growing hallucinegenic mushrooms in my blog.) It just looks poisonous. And dank. And too much in the reality of midwinter festivals like Christmas, but not enough in the spirit.

Christi's cat is the enemy of all plant life. She chews on everything. We had to put our Poinsettia outside because she was eating the whole thing (and somebody heard a rumor they might be toxic). Would she smiliarly chew on an evil mushroom? And if it were hallucinegenic, would she lead to her death from the highest point in the house, believing she could fly? (I've seen anti-drug videos. I know she would have a bad trip or leap to her death if she were tripping.)

If we had a pet Chicken, it would eat all the snails.

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