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Thursday, 30 January 2003

Ways for Oregon to Raise Money

  • Bake Sale
  • Mentally Ill kissing booth
  • Toll on Californians
  • Prison labor
  • Parent's U-teach Skool Daze!
  • Eldery Person Dunk Tank: Three chances to sink grandma for a dollar!
  • Two attendants must now pump your gas for you (rasining income tax revenues)
  • Spotted Owl Cook Off
  • Add another couple of stories to Powells, make money off of sales tax ... oops, nevermind
  • Skip seismic retrofits
  • Max Riders must now drive the trolley themselves

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