- Ice might sounds neat when it breaks, but slipping and falling on it while drunk (or presumably, while sober too) sucks. ice sucks.
- Everything Tom says about Connectucut and CT women is true. Tom is Connecticut.
- Email is as at least as untrustworthy as the telephone
- Hangovers suck
Xena is locked in India House and no human is there to let her out. I want Xena to come home.