I'm going to be in Birmingham very shortly and I'm looking for somebody to hangout with my dog during the day Monday - Thursday. I would drop Xena by you in the morning. She would sit around and probably sleep most of the day. You would take her on one walk, or maybe two. I would come get her in the evening. I would give you £10 for your trouble that day. She could be left alone while you ran errands, for like 4 hours at a stretch. It's a really low stress gig. Fun, too, since she's a good dog.
If you're interested, drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org .