Attention: Single Ladies

Are you a straight or bi woman between 29-40, who has given up on the single scene? Feel like all the good men are taken?

Despair Not!

Meet eligible postgraduate men near you!

Yes, your area may be teeming with unpaired postgrad men. Men with exciting and interesting hobbies such as:

• Working on their dissertations
• Doing fake-work
• Facebooking
• Procrastinating
• Feeling guilty about facebooking and procrastinating
• Deconstructing re-runs of The Simpsons
• And More!

Yes, you too can be let into the life and the flat of a man who has stacks of books everywhere and mutters to himself about conference submission deadlines. You can experience the joys of wonder of hearing him say, "I really should be working right now." You can go to fun parties with academics where your date shows up exceedingly late and then drinks only lemonade in case he decides to do more work at 1:30 AM.

Do you find gaudy material tokens of success like nice haircuts and shoes without holes to be shallow and off-putting? Have you always wondered abou the finer points of spectromorphology carried out with open source software and the communities that produce those artefacts? Does your heart go pitter-patter for somebody reading theory textbooks on the beach on holidays? Yes, postgraduate men are waiting to meet you!

Or

If you're a bloke and you're still reading this far, why not meet postgraduate women who are pretty much like the men described above, but with the added bonus of being female.

Act NOW

While supplies last! Yes, nab them quickly before they finish with their writing up year or drop out of uni or meet somebody else (haha, just kidding on the last one)

Why note date a postgraduate near you TODAY?

You're going to have to make the first move here, and be as blatant as possible about it, or else they might not notice. But give it a go. Soon.