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Thursday, 11 November 2004

Obituaries

The best thing about somebody dying is that you can make anything up about them that you want. Did you know that Reagan was a peace maker? And that Arafat was responcible for the massacre of Palestian refugees in Lebanon? It's true! I read it in the Chronicle.

I heard a rumor that some Chronicle witer found a scrap of paper by accident that said that wasn't true. He started to doubt Big Brother. But then he got re-educated and everything is fine now. Because you can burn the past without shredding documents or burning them if nobody ever bothers to look. Just keep watching TV. Everything's fine.

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