I must return my internet box to the phone company. They also require that I write them a letter that says a whole bunch of things and contains a receipt for the box. To return it, I need to find one of their offices and go. Everything is overly complicated in France, except when it's not.
My breaker box intermittently makes sparky noises the last couple of days (ack!), so I think I will unplug everything in the house.
I'm offline until Tuesday or Wednesday. See y'all in California!