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Friday, 22 April 2005

Hi, my name is Celeste, I'll be your poltical football this evening.

Catholic Church Attempts to Derail Gay Rights in Spain

Can we all go back to fucking up the life of the brain dead woman in Florida again? Maybe we can dig her up and reinsert her feeding tube.

"A law as profoundly iniquitous as this one is not an obligation, it cannot be an obligation. One cannot say that a law is right simply because it is law."

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"This is not a matter of choice: all Christians... must be prepared to pay the highest price, including the loss of a job."

They're calling for massive civil disobedience against other people people loving each other. God is apparently anti-love. Because God is love. He needs all that love for himself. We can't have any for each other.

It's a not-so-secret goal of the Vatican to re-unify all Christian churches under the papacy. Maybe they're trying to start with Fred Phelps. "The new Pope has described homosexuality as objectively disordered and an intrinsic moral evil." Sort of a highbrow way of saying "God hates fags," isn't it?

"Asked about the Spanish Bill, [Cardinal Alfonso Lopes Trujillo, head of the Pontifical Council on the Family] said:We cannot impose the iniquitous on people. . ..'" Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

(oh, heh, oops, I misread "iniquitous" as some funny form of "inquisitionous" which I took to mean something along the lines of "worthy of official inquiry and ecclesiastical punishment upto and including burning at the stake." I'm standing by my pun.)

I can't believe they made the head of the inquisition pope. I'm so upset about this.

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2 comments:

cxjo said...

be careful! their key weapon is suprise! suprise, and fear! ruthless efficiency! oh, and an almost fanatical dedication to the pope! and they all know esperanto!

Crinis said...

I stand by your pun, too. It is quite funny, especially from an etmological POV. It does not require an explanation nor an apology.